Pigeon Forge Kongresszentrum - 1 Meile - KEINE steilen Straßen - Kinder-Loft - 2 King Suiten

Oh, wow. We are so incredibly sorry that the dust on the chandeliers distracted you while you were busy stuffing 34 individual pieces of our linen into your suitcases. Our housekeepers take meticulous, time-stamped photos and inventory before every single check-in. So while you were supposedly suffering through the "agony" of a rogue toothpaste smudge in the sink, you somehow found the time and energy to accidentally pack away: • 18 Full-Sized Bath Towels • 8 Washcloths • 2 Hand Towels & 2 Makeup Cloths • 2 Bath Mats & 2 Hot Tub Towels The Sad Truth: We are honestly floored by the sheer audacity of this crime, whether it be the person on the reservation or the friends that came along….for the steal!. This wasn't a "mistake." You don't accidentally walk out with an entire commercial laundry load. This was plain, old-fashioned stealing. But hey, nice try using the "ceiling fans could be cleaner" defense to deflect from the fact that you literally raided this property. We are left wondering if you brought empty suitcases specifically for this linen heist, or if you are planning to open a competing boutique hotel down the road. We have already submitted the date-and-time-stamped photographic evidence and inventory logs to VRBO support to attach to your reservation. Future hosts, beware: unless you plan on bolting your towels to the floorboards, we highly recommend declining this guest!

You said you really enjoyed your stay...No, I don't think you did with your 3-star review. It would have really been nice for you to have expressed in your review what you enjoyed about your stay.... if you did. Yet, you only mentioned "upkeep things that PROBABLY need to be addressed which didn't inconvenience us". We are all trying to figure out what in the world the "upkeep things" are that you are talking about. If it didn't inconvenience you as you said, why mention it in your review? My gorgeous cabin has been on the rental market for less than 8 months with 21 5-star reviews, so I am just wondering what could be so wrong & what "upkeep things???" are you talking about that you felt you had to make mention in an online review? Also, I kinda believe you didn't read the statement that said for you to enjoy your stay & leave the maintenance concerns up to the maintenance folks, hu?