Host unresponsive to messages before trip. House in ugly gravel cul-de-sac. For-sale sign out front. Huge window facing ocean had smudges. Paper signs taped to tub: jets don’t work; soaker only. White walls around staircase very grubby. Carpet dirty, worn. Only 2 bedrooms with closing doors! Master bathroom has no door, only the whole bedroom. MOST WINDOWS HAVE NO CURTAINS; WE FELT EXPOSED, UNEASY, NAKED, THE ENTIRE TIME! Poorly homemade curtains don’t cover downstairs bathroom window enough (we draped a towel) or windows near bunkbeds! Window curtains in master bedroom were cheap shower curtains, size poorly modified! Cheap bug screens hung over sliding doors! Bedding is cheap, thin, old, faded. Both bunk beds are flimsy, wobbly, swaying; not even our 7-year-old girl trusted them. Had planned for each guest to sleep alone; forced to double up on lower beds. One bunk bed area was basically in hallway. Forgotten wet washcloth in upstairs half-bath on sink! Animal hair all over hard floor in master bedroom! Blood-like drips left in master tub! Poorly cleaned dishes, stove window, counters, sink, floor under bar stools. Long dinner table with short benches; not enough seating. Bay window bench had bed pillows for cushions! Mismatched, garage-sale-condition furniture everywhere. Breastfeeding chair and worn toddler’s toy cubby/bench in master bedroom. Scanty decorations on shelves and walls. Tasteless. Cheap knitted hot pads under some décor items. No telescope. Many baseball bobbleheads on wall of weird 2-story bedroom area with no window covers! Washing machine smelled bad! No supplies in laundry room. No cleaning supplies in kitchen except dishwasher detergent and few old laundry pods. In entry is cheap, tasteless display, a 5-minute craft project saying LIFE IS BETTER here. Decks have nice views (minus very close neighbor houses and junk), but the vinyl railings are flimsy and wobbly! Written warnings on ugly red tape say to not lean on railings! Nice view but too unsafe to enjoy! Mismatched, cheap deck furniture; small, dirty BBQ. We felt unsafe there; place felt like haunted or a cheap motel. One of us looked out window and saw a neighbor look in; creepy eye contact! Impractical floor and room layout. Empty, wasted space. House feels uninspired, poor, oppressive! No vacation house! We left as early as possible! Too many sticky notes with instructions from owners. Most disappointing house we have ever stayed at. We felt disrespected.