Lovely 1880's 2-bedroom apartment in Saint-Denis

This is how an AI would describe it:
"Get ready to relax in this 2-bedroom apartment in Saint-Denis. This marvelous property offers a cozy atmosphere that will make guests feel right at home. With 1 full bed, 1 sofa bed, and 1 bunk bed, there's plenty of space for everyone to enjoy a good night's sleep. The apartment also features 2 bathrooms, complete with a hair dryer for added convenience. In the additional living room space, guests can unwind on the comfortable sofa bed. Whether you're exploring the city or simply enjoying a quiet evening in, it's easy to see why you'll be able to unwind at our place."
Well, I'm not an IA, I'm your host in Saint-Denis. This is my very fine place, at only 15' from the center of Paris by train, 30' with a bike... Here you'll be at home with its fully equipped kitchen, but also a little view on Sacre Coeur Basilic and Eiffel Tower (binoculars available)...
What you won't have: TV... (you don't need it, French TV is really stupid), Wi-Fi (but you can use your cellphone sharing capabilities), Massages... (but I have very good Thai massage adresses...).
Ah and by the way it's on the fourth level without lift, but you can deal with that, don't you?