It’s a proper house, not a box.
Four real bedrooms, high ceilings, VJ walls —none of that beige apartment vibe. Your crew gets space to spread out, not bunk up.
2. The deck is the hero.
Most places give you a 2×2 balcony. You get a huge covered veranda with a 50” TV, giant Connect 4, bar table for 8, and room for 10 blokes to stand around yarning without tripping over each other.
3. Parking that actually works.
Three dedicated off-street parks behind a locked timber fence. Roll in at 2 AM after a night shift—no circling, no tickets, no drama.
4. Built for work groups.
Ice maker in the fridge, gas cooktop for big feeds, fast Wi-Fi for job apps or Netflix. I’ve stayed in crew digs—this is the upgrade.
5. Location without the noise.
2-minute drive to CBD, Bunnings, pubs, and Coles, yet the street’s dead quiet after 8 PM. Sleep like you’re in the bush, wake up in the city.
6. Heritage bones, tradie reno.
I restored it myself—new wiring, plumbing, and kitchen, but kept the soul. Character you can’t fake, comfort you can’t find in a high-rise.
Bottom line: Apartments cram you in. Hotels nickel-and-dime you. This place lets a big group live like locals—boots by the door, beers on the deck, and zero bullsh*t. That’s the difference.