HOLY Mother of all Lakehouses

Welcome to Holy Mother of All Lakehouses—a commanding estate newly designed in 2026 for unforgettable family gatherings, milestone celebrations, reunions, retreats, and large-scale memory-making. Your year-round Pine Lake getaway for large groups: 7 bedrooms, 16 beds, 3 en-suites, 118 feet of lakefront, pontoon and dock, elevator, and a handicap-friendly suite. A spacious all-purpose room anchors the 2nd floor, featuring a climbing wall, kid-friendly recreation, ping pong and generous floor space ideal for yoga or exercise. Entertainment is seamless with TVs in every bedroom, plus multiple shared living spaces, including a dedicated game room with billiards, foosball and darts.

This property delivers unmatched space, a thoughtful layout, luxury finishes and entertainment options for every age group.
Situated on beautiful Pine Lake, an all-sports, 564-acre boater’s paradise, this home delivers a full destination experience—from waterfront adventures to multiple indoor gathering zones, chef-quality cooking facilities, and a kid-friendly space for everyone to spread out. Pine Lake connects directly to serene, no-wake Stone Lake, giving guests the best of both worlds: wide-open water for skiing and cruising, and quiet coves ideal for kayaking and paddleboarding . Your stay also includes kayaks, paddleboards, and a pontoon for effortless lake days.

MAIN LEVEL – GRAND SPACES, ACCESSIBILITY WITH ELEVATOR & A CHEF’S DREAM KITCHEN

Handicap-Accessible Double Queen Suite (Sleeps 4)
• Two queen beds
• Private ensuite bath with accessible shower, grab bars and elevated commode
• Ideal for guests needing barrier-free access and extra assistance

Main-Level King Ensuite
• A quiet, cozy king bedroom with a private full bathroom with shower/tub combo

Gourmet Kitchen – Built for Feeding a Crowd
• Oversized kitchen islands for prep, serving, or buffet-style meals
• Double ovens and warming drawers for hosting holidays and large gatherings
• High-end appliances and extensive cookware
• Open-concept design connecting seamlessly to living and dining areas
• 2 Dining Tables with seating for up to 24 Guests – a rare feature in vacation rentals—your entire group can dine together comfortably

Expansive Living Room
• Large, open gathering area designed for relaxing, entertaining, and conversation
• Beautiful lake views from every angle
• Indoor gas fireplace
• Oversized TV for entertainment

Sun Porch Gathering Area
A bright, inviting four-season space ideal for morning coffee, reading, or group games with direct access to the lake and gorgeous views

Main Level Game Room
• Billiards/Pool
• Foosball & Dartboard
• Pub style seating
• Great for teens, adults, and late-night competition

SECOND FLOOR – THE ENTERTAINMENT WING & LAKE-VIEW LUXURY
• Four Additional King Bedrooms
• One king bedroom with ensuite bathroom
• Three additional king bedrooms
• One additional central bathroom with private shower and separate soaking tub

Oversized Bonus Bunk Room – Sleeps 10
A deluxe multi-purpose space featuring:
• Sleeping space for 10
• Indoor climbing wall, bounce space and active toys for kids
• PS5 gaming station
• Exercise equipment including yoga mats and weights
• Mirrored wall ideal for yoga, workouts, and group prep for special occasion night outs

Wet Bar + Lounge with west-facing Pine Lake Views
An elevated retreat for adults:
• Full bar setup
• Sink and coffee bar
• Direct access to the outdoor upper deck with expansive lake views

Third Gathering/Media Area
• Large-screen TV and sectional sofa area
• Beautiful lake views
• Ideal for movie nights, sports games, or breakaway groups

OUTDOOR LAKEFRONT EXPERIENCE – RESORT-LEVEL AMENITIES
• Private Dock + Pontoon Included
• Enjoy the use of the pontoon boat (May 15-Oct 15)
• Bring your own boat or water toys to dock directly at the property
• Water Mat and float toys included

Large, Year-Round Outdoor Hot Tub
A premium hot tub situated lakeside with amazing sunset views

Fire Pit Area
Perfect for s’mores, storytelling, and lakeside nights under the stars

Multiple Outdoor Seating Zones
Gather on the upper deck, lower patio running the expanse of the house, lakeside, or on the lawn with room for everyone

PERFECT FOR LARGE GROUPS
Family reunions
Multi-generational vacations
Small wedding groups
Corporate or church retreats
Holiday celebrations
Tournament teams
Any gathering needing space, comfort, and luxury

LOCATION: Enjoy the best of Northwest Indiana and Southwest Michigan, all within easy reach of our property in LaPorte:

🍽️ Walkable Dining & Waterfront Spots

Waterfront Dining: Take the boat or enjoy a leisurely walk to Drift on Pine, T-Bones Pier 11, and The Boardwalk Beach Bar & Grill for lakeside cocktails, meals and views.

Local Favorites: Also walkable are 3rd Base Bar & Grill, El Bracero, and Mom`s Home Cafe (great for breakfast!).

Unique Shopping & Coffee: Visit A Whole World of Good for a great craft coffee bar and unique shopping finds, including boutique clothing and gifts.

🛍️ Shopping & Recreation
Antique Finds: Browse for treasures at some of our favorite spots: Good News Vintage in Michigan City and Coachman Antique Mall in LaPorte. ~5-15 minutes

Nature Trails: Enjoy biking, mountain biking and walking trails in the nearby Soldiers Memorial Park at connected Stone Lake. ~5 minutes

Gaming: Try your luck at the nearby casinos: Four Winds in New Buffalo, Michigan, and Blue Chip Casino in Michigan City, Indiana. ~20-25 minutes

Michigan City: Visit the outlet mall and stunning Lake Michigan beaches. ~15 minutes

Iconic Scenery: Experience the majesty of the Indiana Dunes National Park. ~25 minutes

Regional Getaways: Easy drive to Southwest Michigan, including popular New Buffalo. ~25 minutes

THE EXPERIENCE
Holy Mother of All Lakehouses is more than a rental—it’s a destination in itself, created for gathering, celebrating, relaxing, and creating lifelong memories.

Access to entire house with the exception of two cleaning and supply closets

Other than a boat orientation for those wanting to take advantage of the included pontoon in summer months, we follow our guests lead!

Our Reputation & What to Expect

If you are new to Calling All Lake Lovers, we invite you to browse our other premium lakefront homes on Pine Lake and Stone Lake. These properties consistently earn 5-star reviews!

High-end design and comfortable layouts

Immaculate cleaning standards

Thoughtful amenities

Responsive, professional hosting

Questions? We’re Here to Help.

Please reach out with any questions about the property. We’re happy to walk you through details, amenities, lake access, or anything else you need to feel fully confident booking your stay.

All the best,
Jamie & Brian Dunham
House Rules
No more than 24 guests allowed on property and all guests must be registered with our provided form
No events without prior approval
Quiet hours: 10 PM–8 AM
Maximum occupancy must be followed at all times
No smoking or vaping inside the home, on boat or in hot tub
No illegal drugs or underage drinking
No pets
Please respect neighbors, lake residents, and property boundaries
Guests are responsible for any damage caused during their stay
No glitter, confetti, tape on walls or party decorations that create excessive cleanup
Do not move indoor furniture outdoors
Use play equipment and all provided leisure amenities at own risk
Use caution near the water, dock, and hot tub at all times
Children must be supervised near the lake and all outdoor amenities
Only approved/designated guests may operate the pontoon boat after orientation and signed waiver
No tubing or towing behind the pontoon
Please close and secure the hot tub cover after each use

Deck & Balcony Safety
Maximum of 10 guests on upper deck/balcony at one time
No jumping, climbing, or sitting on railings
No glass near hot tub or deck edges
Outdoor music must remain at respectful levels, especially after 10 PM


Events and commercial film/photography require advance notice and additional fees may apply. Please inquire before booking, we are happy to try and make it happen!