Where should I start? 1st the listing says 3 rooms, 2 with 1 queen in each room & the 3rd room with 2 bunks & 1 queen bed, that’s false. There’s only 2 bunk beds in that room. There is no drawers/closets with shelves to put your clothes, the closet in the bunk room is used as storage for a baby highchair & playpen. 2nd, we were not aware that the owner lives in the basement. We were not allowed to use the backyard & we were told quiet time is 11 PM, who rents a cottage to be quiet by 11 PM. 3rd the AC is NOT central air. Nothing wrong with that but, the units have a dryer tube that leads outside, the problem with this is, they’re not sealed properly therefore there were bugs coming in through the gaps. 4th the house was not clean. My son dropped his phone between the bunk & the wall, when we tried to grab it, it fell under the bed, when we looked under to get it there were hair ties, a fingernail from someone having fake nails, a toothbrush, & let’s not forget all the dust bunnies. 5th The stove is disgustingly dirty, always smoky like something was burning. Make sure to hold the door because it slams closed if you’re not holding it, there was not enough bake & cookware & to toast your bread you have to hold the button down. Also, the BBQ is falling apart. It’s so rusted there’s literally a hole on the bottom of it & we had to get a rock to hold it still. 6th deck needs work & the pool & hot tub were always cloudy. For the amount of money we spent we’ll go somewhere else. SC