Not sure where to start, I guess the beginning is always best. So after a long drive from Texas, we were all excited to get inside and unpack. We were told 4 o’clock, was strictly enforced. So we timed it and were able to show up at about 3:45 p.m. The idea was to unload everything, put it by the stairs, and at 4 o’clock carry everything up, so everyone can unpack, while we go and buy groceries. So 4 o’clock rolls around, we punch in the code, and guess what, the cleaners are still in there, not even really started (“Oh it will be a while, we got behind”, great answer!!!!), so sometime after five they were done. As everyone was already tired we had to sweat our asses off waiting on them. No beach towels, one large towel per bathroom for showers, make sure you bring your own toilet paper and paper towels, as only one is provided. You will need to bring any and all seasonings, all they have is salt and pepper. If you want to cut anything, bring your own knife set as they have nothing. They have one good pan to cook eggs and pancakes on, everything else is garbage. The cookie sheets are all rusted, so forget about that. The furniture is nasty and stained. Wait it gets better, for those that remember DIAL UP Internet, that is what you have here, it is ridiculously slow. I opened up the closet where the a/c unit was and the filter was BLACK, I took a picture of it, unfortunately, I can’t attach pictures otherwise I would, it was disgusting, probably not changed in years. I took it out so we would not get sick from whatever was growing/accumulated in that filter. Now let us get to the giant roaches, we came across 3 of them, they were at least 3 to 4 inches long, one in the kitchen (I tried to kill it but failed) and 2 in the downstairs bedroom where my kids slept, both of which I killed (I have pictures but can’t upload them). Of course, after that, I had to sleep downstairs, since the kids were not going to sleep with the roaches. Oh, the tiles in the restrooms downstairs are cracked and missing, I cut my foot on one of them at night. Let's see if there is anything else, oh yes bring your own pillows, unless your like sleeping with one pillow. When you pay this amount for a place you expect certain things, like no roaches, pots and pans, knives, a place to be clean, decent things, paper towels, dish soap, laundry detergent, and dishwashing tabs, maybe I am asking too much. Anyways I write this review because if someone else had taken the time to write an honest and comprehensive review, we would have never booked this place, ever. Good luck to you all in your travels, oh and make sure to bring ROACH KILLING SPRAY…….