4/10 – Schlecht
Travis
3. Okt. 2023
Verbesserungswürdig: Ausstattung, Zustand der Unterkunft und Kommunikation
Well, folks, if you're seeking a fairy tale vacation, Storybook Cottage in Knoxville, TN might just be your personal horror story! Our stay here left us questioning whether Cinderella ever had to put up with this kind of hassle.
First, let's talk about the lock. Apparently, they've got a "guess the combination" game going on because the one they provided was pure fiction. Trying to unlock the door was like trying to find a glass slipper in a haystack. We only got the right combo after finding a phone number not listed on the booking.
Now, onto the cottage itself. It's so small that even Snow White's seven dwarfs would've felt cramped. The furniture looked like it had seen better centuries, and the foam mattresses? Well, let's just say they were more of a "pea under the mattress" experience.
And oh, the kitchen! Four glasses? Seriously? I guess they're encouraging us to practice our mixology skills. As for the fridge, it had no crisper drawers, which made storing our apples for the wicked stepmother a real challenge.
In conclusion, if you're in the mood for a vacation that feels more like a Grimm's Fairy Tale than a Disney classic, Storybook Cottage might just be your cup of poison apple cider. But for the rest of us looking for a comfortable getaway, it's a hard pass!